Joke Time.....

[Corey Woods]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
'Twas late at night
we were in the barn
What could we do?
I lived on a farm
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast.
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart.
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow

And What Were You Thinking?????

Corey