|
Scottish farmer
A Scottish farmer sees a stranger in one of his fields, drinking out of a puddle.
" Dinny drink oot o tha its fu o coo's shern"
" Don't drink out of that it's full of cow sh*t" the stranger replys "I dont understand you I'm English.Speak English man."
The farmer Shouts back "Use two hands you'll get more in"
__________________
0.1 partner 1.2 kids 0.1 grandkids 0.1 royal python 1.0 Butter motley corn snake 1.0 Bearded dragon 1.1 American green tree frogs 1.0 Labrador 1.0 Jack russell terrier 1.0 cat 0.1 rabbit
Your only young once, but you can be immature your whole damn life :-D
|
Threaded Mode