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Old 11-17-11, 08:11 AM   #11
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Re: Tomorrow is going to be funny

No way, we are talking about a young lady who wears black wrist bands, boots to her knees, black finger nail polish, black lipstick, dyes her hair black, shops at hot topic, blares Marilyn Manson, I hate the world, I'd just as soon yank your hair right out of your scalp as to look at you kind of kids.

She will bitch about it for half an hour before she gets distracted and finds something else to do.

I always keep something shiny or made of chocolate handy... never fails to calm the savage beast, toss the monkey a treat and it stops throwing poo.
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