Egg binding. Any sort of DIY advice?

[mykee]

Wow, you're an idiot and I think you're playing up your idiocy to rile the members here.
I don't rile easily, I just tell it like it is:
If your "business" only allows for either a vet visit, or rent being paid, find a new job, you SUCK at this one.
You sound more like one of those lazy on-the-verge -of-social-assistance types that would rather try to eek out a living (and I use that term losely) rather than getting off your a$$ and getting a REAL job.
I have no problem at all telling it like I see it because I DO do this for a living, with roughly 3 times the animals you have. I don't live hand to mouth and I have more than $8 in my bank account.
Because I am a responsible pet owner, an intelligent business owner, and a decent human being, part of my income goes aside for medical expenses (I've only dipped into that fund once in 12 years).
Common sense and plain old human decency would dictate that if you keep these animals as pets (because this animal sure as hell is because she's not part of your "business" (snicker) because of her breeding issues, then it is your responsibility to provide proper care for her.
Very bad karma is coming your way.

Next, had you actually spoken to a vet (which I doubt you did; phone line or feeders?), they would have told you that this animal does NOT need surgery at all. I've had this happen before and $5 in supplies fixes this problem right up with never having to leave the house; sterilized syringe into the belly to aspirate each egg, reducing it's volume ten-fold, allowing her to easily pass the slugs.

I hope you get egg bound.