In all seriousness...

How old do you think your son will have to be b4 you are comfortable with him handling your brb? I ask this bc mdh is so worried that I will build up my collection with big snakes, and one of the kiddos willl get hurt. Obviously, he's just one of "those people" who does not understand responsible snake ownership. Maybe I could get him to look over the final copy of the letter re: HR669...