Dirty Rotten Tricksters

[galad]

So I am at my biddies tonight playing 8 person halo. Everything all good games were awsome.......... Till we decide to leave.

We walk outside and something smells just rank.
We walk around the big bushes in my buddies front yard and find a huge dead pig ontop of my buddies truck.

When I was a huge pig I mean a huge freakin pig. And man did it smell, it must have been dead for at least four or five days, lol. It must have been five and a half feet from nose to rump, and must have weighed over a hundred pounds. It took two of us to pull it off the top of his truck into the back.

The worste part was I get in to help him dump it somewhere other then my buddies front yard. And the inside of his truck smelled so bad I started to gag.

What I want to know is where the hell these people found such a huge freaking pig in the middle of winnipeg. And who had the marbles to touch the filthy rotten thing to get it up ontop of his truck. That guys going to be smelling for a week.

Well thats my story for tonight, lol

peace