Best One-Liners

[Slipknot]

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.