Watching Southpark while my lace monitors have sex on the rug.
My apologies for the quality of the photo, I wanted to make sure the image on the TV was in focus.
If I had a wider angle lens, I would have included my bare feet resting on the coffee table and the beer in my hand, but that would have been overkill.
...Well, maybe it could get better than this, but that would involve me, a member of the opposite sex, an activity I couldn't mention on this forum and NO lizards. Southpark on the tv optional.