Life as a Manitoban
Hi there folks:
This joke was sent to me, being I' m Manitoban and its pretty true on Manitobans, lol.
Life as a Manitoban
1. "Vacation" means going to Brandon for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Winnipeg)
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a toque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the wind-chill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home.
12. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Manitoba
LOADS OF LAUGHS ON US MANITOBANS.....LOL.
Cya...
Tony
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