3 Whishes

[JD@reptiles]

A guy is walking along a beach and sees a lantern.
He picks it up and rubs it.
A genie comes out and says. I will grant you 3 whishes

The guy says. Okay. First I would like a BIG house in Beverly Hills

The genie, says okay done! But there is a catch! Your wife now has two BIG houses in Beverly Hills.

The guy says, okay. For my second wish I would like 100 million dollars

The genie says, okay done! But there is a catch. Your wife now has 200 million dollars.

The guy says, okay fine. For my third and final wish, Genie, would you beat me half to death?




Thanks you have been a great crowd!
Jordan