why did the chicken cross the road???

[Retic chic]

ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX - It was an historic inevitability.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die in the rain. Alone.

ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why, somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.

GEORGE W. BUSH - We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road we just want to know if he is with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of your screen you can clearly
see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY - Although I voted for the chicken crossing the road
I am now against it!

AL GORE - I invented the chicken!

BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is YOUR definition of chicken?

PAT BUCHANAN - To steal the job of a decent hardworking American.

RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS - Did I miss one?