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Old 05-23-04, 08:03 PM   #1
Ixidor
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now I ask you why did the chicken cross the road

www.chickenjoke.com
funny answers to the most ancient joke of all time. Like Pete Rose 's Answer:
I don't know, but I swear I didn't bet on it.

or
(former) Iraq Information Minister:
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.

or my favorite
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

have fun guys
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