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belated St Pats day humour
A Frenchman, A German and an Irishman walk into a pub and order whiskeys. The bartender brings out the drinks and all 3 have flies in them. The Frenchman, seeing the fly in his drink, turns green and rushes to the bathroom. The German, picks up his drink and downs it fly and all. The Irishman's blood begins to boil, he picks up the fly by it's wings and begins to vigorously shake the fly over his drink, yelling " Spit it out, Spit it out."
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I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, stranger, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
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