One day, a blonde thought that she would try horseback riding for the first time. So she got into her car and started driving until she saw a horse.
''Wow! That's a beautiful horse! I think I will ride that one!''
She got out of her car, mounted the horse and yelled ''Giddy Up!'' The horse took off!! It ran, and ran and ran, while the blonde girl clung to his neck, helpless, for her life. She tried to make a jump for it, but then got her foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse still did not stop, ''Woah! Woah!'' she screamed, but it didn't help. Her head began to bang on the ground and she kept screaming! ''Help Meeeeeeee!!!''
.....then the K-Mart guy comes and unplugs the horse.
Hehe... I love this joke.
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