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[Wuntu Menny]

I dunno, can anyone lend me a large can of A**hole B Gone? I've been informed this evening of a local boy (that I haven't yet had the pleasure of being introduced to) has decided he's had enough of his chameleon. Apparently its a female veiled that isn't very old but has had some recent health problems.

This lad, who hasn't even tried to help the animal or seek advice anywhere, has opted to stop feeding the animal and turn off her lights and heat in an effort to deliberately kill her and be rid of the inconvenience! Actually he's not really a lad, I'm told he's 19 years old. That's old enough to know better and certainly old enough to be charged as an adult.

This report comes to me 2nd hand through a third party of sterling credibility. The mother of the accused was so torn up over the situation that she felt compelled to share the details today. She (the mom) has been trying to help the poor creature but the evil son won't allow access to his room for her mission of mercy.

I don't know who the punkazz is, and due to issues of confidentiality I'm prevented from backtracking from the source, but I'm going to do a little digging aroung the edges and see what pops up. I won't even type what'll happen next...