Uh Oh!

[Lisa]

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a period of time.
When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% of the people are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "That can't be right. Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the second angel returned, he went to God and said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are being good."
God was not pleased! He decided to send an E-mail to the 5% that were good because he wanted to encourage them. He wanted to give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?
No?
Shoot, I didn't get one either.