Bathroom Etiquette

[Dark_Angel_25]

I was barely sitting down on the john, when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me. I answered, somewhat embarrassedly:

"Doin’ just fine!"

And the other guy says:

"So, what are you up to?"

Now, what kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking that this is way too bizarre so I say,

"Uhhh… I'm like you, just traveling east!"

By now I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

“Can I come over to your place tonight?”

Ok, this question is just wacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I tell him,

"Well, I have company over, so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say in anger...



"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"

(hee hee hee)o>