couldn't help myself

10 Ways to Piss off a Pagan

10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
9. Be considerate. Rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
8. Blow out their altar candle if it is still light outside. (No use in
wasting a perfectly good candle!)
7. Pick up their stones and gems for a closer look.
6. Sharpen their black-handled knife(durn thing is totally dull).
5. Witness to them about the "true religion".
4. Untie the knots in their cord.
3. Pick up their jewelry for a closer look.
2. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
1. Ask them again if they are Satan worshippers.