A Smile For Beth.....

[Darlene]

After living in the remote wilderness all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror & looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that ! Here's a picture of my daddy !". He bought the 'picture', but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn & every morning before going to the fields he would go in & look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left she searched the barn & found the mirror. As she looked into the glass she fumed : "So that's the ugly b!#ch he's runnin' around with ."