05-21-03, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: East Central Kansas
Age: 38
Posts: 603
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Keys to impressing the opposite sex
A friend of mine sent this to me; thought it was kinda funny.
How to IMPRESS a WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
How to IMPRESS a MAN
Show up naked. Bring beer.
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On the other hand, you have differnt fingers.
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