I'm new to snakes, and just got a male hognose

I don't know what to name him! My spouse believes that he is terrible at naming things, so the responsibility has fallen onto me! I have only two ideas, neither of which are terribly original: Kermit, or Noodle.
I like "Kermit" (as it's a bit ironic, and I've always loved Kermit the frog), and "Noodle" just sounds adorable. I'm open to suggestions lol!
Anyone have a particular way they name their pets? I'm still struggling to name our female green basilisk as well :S