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Old 08-17-13, 09:15 AM   #12
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Re: The facts of life

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Originally Posted by KORBIN5895 View Post
Lol. You remind me of a Greek friend of mine that was learning Spanish. The first phrase he wanted to learn was "Hello, you are beautiful." What they actually taught him was "Hello, I frack beautiful goats." His nick name became The Greek Goat Fracker.....
LMAO- Reminds me of one that is barely forum legal (could be blocked)....
An Evangelist was living with a tribe in Africa. A woman gave birth to a white baby. The chief had him brought to him. "You are in big trouble! "The Evangelist tried to explain:"It's not mine it's an Albino. ) The chief didn't know what that was."You are the only white man that has been with us for a year. "
So the Evangelist looked out and happened to see a flock of sheep."Albino, a freak of nature. See those sheep out there, how they are all white, but there's one black one? "
The chief thought a second-"Tell you what-you don't say no more about that sheep and I won't say no more about that baby."
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