Poor thief. :(

[Reptilegal]

A theif breaks into a house,
He goes into a bedroom opens a jewelry box and starts to stuff his pockets with jewelry, when he suddenly hears a faint voice say " stop right now! Jesus is watching you!!!"
he pauses for a minute then shrugs it off and continues stuffing his pockets.
He then moves into the lounge room and starts frantically opening cupboards and grabbing valuables, when he suddenly hears the voice louder saying " stop right now! Jesus is watching you!"
He quickly turns around and sees a parrot sitting in a bird cage
He is stunned for a sec them says "was that YOU saying those words??"
The parrot replies " yes, my name is twinkles, stop right now because Jesus is watching you!"
The man feels relieved and says " what type of idiot would name a bird TWINKLES??"
and the parrot replied, "the same idiot who named our ROTTWEILER Jesus! SIC HIM BOY!!!!!!!!!"