The "poop" club

[jaleely]

OKay, I saw the bite club...but really but haven't noticed if there was a poop club. I know, I know, way less impressive. Today made me remember, however, that it does seem to happen. After all i was innocently holding our young female ball (Saphie) when i felt the tiny trickle...i freaked out, she paused, and then GUSHED all over me inside my shirt. Oh yes. Gushed. And when i finally got her unraveled from around my neck, and got the husband to help me remove the unsoiled clothing and i got into the shower, there was a poo so big sitting in my bra that I had to flush it *lmao* Okay so that is TMI, but let's face it...snakes poop, and you can't teach them to use the litter box.

So, how often have you been poo'd on? You know you're in the club.

Hubby joked about calling our baby jungle/coastal python "POMy"...Poops On Melissa...y" because she used to do it just about every time I held her. (she was scared..but we're over that now, mostly) Had the brazilian boa do it once as well. Blah.

Well???