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Old 04-13-05, 10:48 AM   #1
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another redneck joke

5 rednecks (probably related, hehe) were walking through the forest, looking for something to hunt because they were really hungry. And you know these guys will eat about ANYTHING...
Then, one of them says: I can smell somethin strange behind that bush. Maybe it's some critter. I'll take a look.
-Wait! -says another 1 of them- let ME check it, pete. You're a dumbass and will scare the animal away.
So he goes and then comes back:
-Boys, i have bad news and even worse ones. The bad news is pete's nose is no good for huntin', It was just a big pile of **** in there.
-What are the worse news? - they all ask.
-I don't even think there's enough to go around!
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