Gender Specific

[justinO]

found this on another board i'm a member of, thought i'd share.

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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:

1) Ziploc bags - Male They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers - Female They are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device. if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire - Male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon - Male because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page - Female because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway - Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass - Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer - Male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Yeah, you thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.