train travel

[snakeylesnake]

In a train carriage there were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde, and a right fat ugly old tart.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought –

"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

The fat lady thought –

"This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thought –

"That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought –

"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".

cheers
paul