the truth about food and alcohol...

[Clownfishie]

The Truth about Food and Alcohol

For those of us who watch what we eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.


3. Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans .

5. Russians drink a lot of vodka and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.



CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.