I was barely sitting down on the john, when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me. I answered, somewhat embarrassedly:
"Doin’ just fine!"
And the other guy says:
"So, what are you up to?"
Now, what kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking that this is way too bizarre so I say,
"Uhhh… I'm like you, just traveling east!"
By now I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
“Can I come over to your place tonight?”
Ok, this question is just wacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I tell him,
"Well, I have company over, so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say in anger...
"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"
(hee hee hee)o>
Bathroom Etiquette
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