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08-18-13, 07:31 PM
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Morelia Enjoyus Maximus
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Re: The facts of life
My nephew at Christmas 19yrs ago. We knock on the door at 1pm Christmas day. He answers the door in his pjs(he was 4) and says " I got a big d!ck" we are like "really" he says "yeah I got a big ockey d!ck (hockey stick) " still funny every time I think about it.
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08-19-13, 10:45 AM
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Re: The facts of life
If you ever get to Atlanta Georgia, make sure you visit Dicken's Fruit Stand.Great fruits and vegetables but the best thing is their world famous apple cider. For some reason it is particularly popular with the ladies.
I've heard some can't go a day without some Dicken's Cider.Others like it occasionally. Even my mom has some Dicken's Cider and enjoyed it very much.
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08-19-13, 04:27 PM
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Re: The facts of life
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Originally Posted by Doug 351
If you ever get to Atlanta Georgia, make sure you visit Dicken's Fruit Stand.Great fruits and vegetables but the best thing is their world famous apple cider. For some reason it is particularly popular with the ladies.
I've heard some can't go a day without some Dicken's Cider.Others like it occasionally. Even my mom has some Dicken's Cider and enjoyed it very much.
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it took awhile then it was just ooooooh
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08-19-13, 04:37 PM
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Re: The facts of life
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Originally Posted by Doug 351
If you ever get to Atlanta Georgia, make sure you visit Dicken's Fruit Stand.Great fruits and vegetables but the best thing is their world famous apple cider. For some reason it is particularly popular with the ladies.
I've heard some can't go a day without some Dicken's Cider.Others like it occasionally. Even my mom has some Dicken's Cider and enjoyed it very much.
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I just about died laughing.
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08-19-13, 05:22 PM
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Re: The facts of life
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Originally Posted by Doug 351
If you ever get to Atlanta Georgia, make sure you visit Dicken's Fruit Stand.Great fruits and vegetables but the best thing is their world famous apple cider. For some reason it is particularly popular with the ladies.
I've heard some can't go a day without some Dicken's Cider.Others like it occasionally. Even my mom has some Dicken's Cider and enjoyed it very much.
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lolololololololololol
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08-20-13, 12:32 PM
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Re: The facts of life
Three old men were sitting around talking:
The 60 yr. old said"You know I really miss taking a good leak."
The 70 yr. old said"What I really miss is taking a good poop."
The 80 yr. old said" Every morning I take a good long leak about 6 am.Then about 7, I have a good crap.What I miss is waking up before 8."
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08-21-13, 06:17 PM
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Re: The facts of life
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Originally Posted by Doug 351
Three old men were sitting around talking:
The 60 yr. old said"You know I really miss taking a good leak."
The 70 yr. old said"What I really miss is taking a good poop."
The 80 yr. old said" Every morning I take a good long leak about 6 am.Then about 7, I have a good crap.What I miss is waking up before 8."
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08-21-13, 08:59 PM
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Re: The facts of life
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That is quite possibly the creepiest smiley I have ever seen.
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08-22-13, 05:14 AM
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Re: The facts of life
Best country song ever-when this song first aired the story was it was an impromptu performance recorded in a local club.Maybe someone can post a link to it.Google up life sucks then you die. Then look for life sucks then you die-The Fools.It's worth it.
Edit:I just found a performance of it on You Tube. The above search will only get you the lyrics.
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