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Old 12-29-12, 10:29 PM   #16
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Satire is often filled with the obvious.

Think of this as a crappy SNL sketch.
First of this is pure blasphemy and you should ban yourself for it! There is no such thing as a crappy snl skit.

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What do you mean by regular python?
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First of this is pure blasphemy and you should ban yourself for it! There is no such thing as a crappy snl skit.

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What do you mean by regular python?
I still can't believe he called something by The Onion a crappy SNL skit. For shame!

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First of this is pure blasphemy and you should ban yourself for it! There is no such thing as a crappy snl skit.

@DD

What do you mean by regular python?
one that isnt a ball :/ I dont know the difference between berms or retics
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So, where do I donate for the sister's therapy snake?
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At kck5895@Hotmail.com You will even get a tax receipt...... just don't try and use it for a write off.
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First of this is pure blasphemy and you should ban yourself for it! There is no such thing as a crappy snl skit.?
I will go live in a van, down by the river...
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I will go live in a van, down by the river...
Only if you promise to eat military surplus cheese.
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I will go live in a van, down by the river...
Hahahaha! Wish he was still alive.
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Only if you promise to eat military surplus cheese.
that stuff is delicious, I am not even kidding.
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Made my day!
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Hahahaha! Wish he was still alive.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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That was hilarious! Acting wasn't world class, but the lines were perfect! And the pictures!
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