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Old 01-12-12, 09:35 PM   #1
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Sigh... the irony...

I'll keep this short... I slit my finger open on the toe nail of a frozen rat, then showing someone how it happened, I slit my finger open again on the toe nail of the same frozen rat... SIGH, going to bed.
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Old 01-12-12, 09:36 PM   #2
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

yikes... I guess he needed a pedicure...
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Old 01-12-12, 09:39 PM   #3
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Darn!!! Talk about bad luck
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

Suckage....I'd go to bed too lol
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

FAIL! Thanks for making me laugh, though!
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Old 01-13-12, 12:23 AM   #6
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

I thought I had BAD LUCK. But you have taken the crown.
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

awww lol! Poor thing.

Hey you know, that begs the question...does anyone trim the nails before feeding? We thaw for a long time..so i've assumed the keratin in the nails softens, by the time the snake eats it.
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haha, made me giggle I hope that heals fast!
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Old 01-13-12, 04:02 AM   #9
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I am sorry, But I seriously had a good chuckle at your misfortune. It's always funnier when it happens to someone else.
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I don't give my feeders manis or pedis before feeding.
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-.- Him have bad luck?? Please! I'll believe that when I can actually win a game of Crazy 8's against him.. I've beaten him once, and that was the very first game I played against him since then hand after lucky freaking hand he's been set.. Even when he tries to play bad he wins -.-
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Re: Sigh... the irony...

I saw the same sort of thing happen when I was an apprentice. One of the guys in the machine shop took the tip off his finger trying to clean swarf (metal shavings) from the tool on his machine. After two weeks he returned and after getting an earful from the boss for his stupidity he came back into the shop and started working on the same machine. One of the other guys asked him what had happened, he showed him and promptly took the tip off another finger. He was suspended for a month. :-)
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That sucks. Kind of funny but still sucks.
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Hope you cleaned it well.
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Only you could pull that off Stephan.... lol
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