another redneck joke

[JimmyDavid]

5 rednecks (probably related, hehe) were walking through the forest, looking for something to hunt because they were really hungry. And you know these guys will eat about ANYTHING...
Then, one of them says: I can smell somethin strange behind that bush. Maybe it's some critter. I'll take a look.
-Wait! -says another 1 of them- let ME check it, pete. You're a dumbass and will scare the animal away.
So he goes and then comes back:
-Boys, i have bad news and even worse ones. The bad news is pete's nose is no good for huntin', It was just a big pile of **** in there.
-What are the worse news? - they all ask.
-I don't even think there's enough to go around!

[monitor12345]

dude not cool, im sort of a redneck and the sad part is, youve probably never met one, half of the people that make fun of them dont know what a redneck is, most people just confuse rednecks with cajuns and hillbilles, theres a big diference

[sharno]

hahahahahahaha thats funny as hell !!!!!!!!!

come on man just take a joke, with all the millions of redneck jokes and blonde jokes and fat jokes and african-american jokes and spanish jokes.... please

[JimmyDavid]

I don't see a problem about posting a joke
since this is the joke forum and all.
You can post any Portuguese joke you want, i won't be mad for that.
But, sorry anyway

[beechy]

IMO if you cant take a joke then don't read the joke section that way you won't be offended.

[ydnic]

"most people just confuse rednecks with cajuns and hillbilles"


ROFL