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the blizzard......
Subject: The Blizzard
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>Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini
>van and headed north.
>After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So
>they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered
>the door if they could spend the night.
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>"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to
>myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
>will talk if I let you stay in my house."
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>"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
>weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two
>men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
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>Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
>enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
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>But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
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>It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
>it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
>weekend.
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>He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
>good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North
>about 9 months ago?"
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>"Yes, I do." said Bob
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>"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
>house and pay her a visit?"
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>"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
>have to admit that I did."
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>"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
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>Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
>afraid I did."
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>"Why do you ask?"
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>"She just died and left me everything."
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>(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
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