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Old 09-08-03, 06:49 PM   #1
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Talking A Joke For The Guys

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
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Old 09-08-03, 07:26 PM   #2
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LMMFAO OMG...thats the best one on the board
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..thats sooo good. lol im gonna be telling eveyrone that one.
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Old 09-08-03, 07:44 PM   #4
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lol thats good
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Old 09-08-03, 07:50 PM   #5
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ROTFLMFAOAPM! that's a good one
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Old 09-08-03, 08:22 PM   #6
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lol i love that one!
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LOL, Good one!

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Old 09-10-03, 11:53 AM   #8
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Copied, pasted & sent to everyone I know !!! LMAO
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Old 09-10-03, 12:16 PM   #9
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that is too funny
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Old 09-10-03, 03:02 PM   #10
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Hahahahahahaha!!!
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LMAO!!!! Good one.
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Old 09-10-03, 03:53 PM   #12
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LMFAO nice
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LOL!!!! That's awesome!!!
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