7 dwarfs meet the pope

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The seven dwarves go to meet the Pope.

When they arrive, the other six all push Dopey to the front, whispering, "Ask him! Ask him!" Dopey says, "Your Excellency, are there any nuns in Alaska?" "Yes, my son," he says.

The other six dwarves say, "Ask him! Ask him!" a little louder. "Your Excellency, are there any black nuns in Alaska?" "Yes, my son," he says.

The other six dwarves sayto dopey, "If you don't ask him the real question, we'll lay six tiny whoopings on your ***!" "Your Excellency, are there any black, MIDGET nuns in Alaska?" "No, my son, I'm sorry." Suddenly the other six dwarves form a circle around Dopey, dancing and singing, "Dopey f**ked a penguin! Dopey f**ked a penguin!"