The Worst Snake Movie of All-time

[TheRedDragon]

Originally posted by Oliverian


Oh yea, Komodo absolutely sucked! ~TR~

*groan* Oh god, you were subjected to that one too? Yeah, that was a few hours of my life that I'll never get back. *L*

[SCReptiles]

Has anyone saw venom? I ordered a VHS from Europe, but I have to have it converted to the US standard before I can watch it.

[MouseKilla]

SCR, Grow a sense of humour man! I'm just talkin smack about the wrestlers anyway, I'm sure they're not all gay, I never said they were. Some of them may hit the weights and roids to compensate for some other kind of shortcoming, and who's to say what that may be? Who's face am I supposed to be saying these strange things to anyway? These oily musclemen? Or should I be boarding a plane to confront some internet tough guy? I'm puzzled man, really, help me out here.

[MouseKilla]

Inv., OPENING SCENE
Premier Ralph finishes victory speech upon winning another provincial election. He pledges to put all Albertans earning less than $60,000/yr into work camps and to make some "use" of the disabled. He stumbles away from the lecturn and into his waiting limo. "Drive, just drive.." is all he says to the driver. In the limo he downs a truly heroic amount of expensive scotch orally while linking himself to an IV bag full of grain alcohol. Then, once properly medicated, he orders the driver to pull over. The Premier tears the IV line from his arm, bursts from the limo and into a dark Edmonton alleyway. There, amongst the litter and broken glass and alley cats, the metamorphosis begins. The Premier falls to his ample belly and groans like a half-man, half-beast, scales form, limbs are absorbed, huge thirsty fangs and teeth erupt in his mouth. The transformation complete, Serpenklein disappears down the alley, it's time to eat!

[SCReptiles]

Who's face am I supposed to be saying these strange things to anyway? These oily musclemen? Or should I be boarding a plane to confront some internet tough guy? I'm puzzled man, really, help me out here.

Oh, I guess you didn’t know, I am a professional wrestler. Clear now?

[MouseKilla]

Hahaha NO I didn't know that! LOL!! What is your wrestling name? Understand that my stupid ramblings were not an attack on you, I had no way of knowing they would reflect on you personally. My comments are strictly random jabber leaking almost involuntarily out of a mind previously subjected to years of self-abuse. That said, you seem to have some rage issues, perhaps arising from your own self-abuse. Who knows? Do certain physical enhancement products cause users to become more confrontational? I'm pleased that the gym time has been profitable for you because it seems to me that most who do go to such lengths to inflate their bodies do so for reasons I cannot grasp. This leads me to wonder if they (them, not you of course) feel they are lacking in some other areas and since biceps can be made larger while other things cannot.... I don't know just a thought. Please don't hit me with a folding chair. (Just kidding again, here have one of these, no not the red ones, the little green ones, there we go wash it down with some water, excellent, and 2 for the doctor...yeah)

[Invictus]

LOL, Mouskilla... I think you've got the opening scene for my movie! You'll be in the credits for sure!

[MouseKilla]

yup some quick PhotoShop work pasting Ralph's bloated red face onto the body of the chosen snake and you're happening. Remember to apply for that National Film Board grant, they'll give anyone with half an idea, a Canadian birth certificate and a camera money.

[Tim and Julie B]

Wow. we've seen almost all of them too. Anyone seen Piranna or Rats? Just as bad. Tim saw a movie on last night called deadly sting too. Scorpions genetically enhanced run amok on a plane. Such intelligence in the film industry.

Julie

[SCReptiles]

I have seen, Piranha, Rats, and tail sting. I liked rats. Sting was awful….probably the worst out there. I was thinking there would be very hot scorpions running all over the plan, which would be cool, instead there are like 3 and they are as big as trucks!

[Invictus]

Originally posted by MouseKilla
yup some quick PhotoShop work pasting Ralph's bloated red face onto the body of the chosen snake and you're happening. Remember to apply for that National Film Board grant, they'll give anyone with half an idea, a Canadian birth certificate and a camera money.

I better apply while the Liberals are still in power too... I'm sure they'd pay through the nose to have me slander a right-winger.

[killaclown]

what about that movie with ll those rattle snakes...at least they used real snakes in there movie and it was truthful

[MouseKilla]

More like you better apply noq just in case the right gets elected next election (hahaha) then no one gets any money unless they already have more than they need. Those spineless Lib no-wingers don't have any strong feelings about anyone but themselves and whoever donates enough money to buy them the next election.

[chas*e]

Python was the worst...but I watched a movie called Anna-Conda that was real good but it was a Porno...it was about this overweight hooker that..well..nevermind