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Old 09-03-16, 12:24 AM   #1
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Snake for sale

I saw this snake for sale on a Facebook group. Really nice looking python.

I got in touch with the seller to find out a bit about it. 'How big is it?' I asked.

'Bloody massive' the replied

'How many feet roughly?'

'None-it's a snake' he said...

I'll get my coat...
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Old 09-03-16, 01:50 AM   #2
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Re: Snake for sale

I blew more air out of my nose than usual
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Old 09-03-16, 08:49 AM   #3
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Lol now this joke makes sense!

Or was it a true story?
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Old 09-06-16, 03:40 PM   #4
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where do you people find these?
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