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Old 07-12-16, 01:21 PM   #1
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Vet for my snakes teeth

I took my snake to the dentist, I was in shock when he said this to me,
Your snake's teeth are great but his gums have to come out LOL
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Old 08-26-16, 08:20 PM   #2
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Re: Vet for my snakes teeth

ian- do you know how old that joke is? probably 4 times your age! HA!HA!
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I don't get it =/
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Old 08-26-16, 10:05 PM   #4
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I don't understand either honestly, lol
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Old 08-26-16, 10:07 PM   #5
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<.< make that a third person who doesn't get it.
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Haha I got it but im probably the youngest one here xd
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Old 08-27-16, 01:34 AM   #7
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Holy thread resurrection. It's took 2 months for no one to get the joke! And it's over my head too.
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Can someone explaine it?
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The snake's teeth are in great shape but alas, since his gums have to come out it doesn't matter. It's supposed to be funny because you don't ever actually have to take someone's gums out.

My dentist tried that one on me once. "Your teeth look great. Too bad I have to pull your gums." Har har har.
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Well... hmmmm. Now that I "get" it, still not that funny.
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^^^^^^ This ^^^^^^
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I still don't get it!!
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Old 08-30-16, 01:55 PM   #13
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Danny, think of it as a dad joke. You know your dad (anyone's dad really) makes really bad jokes/puns that he thinks are laugh out loud but they mostly just make you groan. This is a dad joke.
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Oh I'm the master of appalling jokes and am so aware of dad jokes. This isn't even a joke though!
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Old 08-30-16, 02:18 PM   #15
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Eh I suppose. Don't get me wrong I love a good bad pun every now and then. But some of them are so bad they aren't funny.
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