Random Thoughts

[Will0W783]

HAHAHAHA, oh man, this thread is awesome! In the spirit of things, although I do not have any *ahem* appendages, if I could be one of the females with a guy, it would have to be David Boreanaz...mmmm......or Matt Bomer (Neal from White Collar).

you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)

cheers shaun

Shaun, do snakes get stiffies at all, or do they just automatically stand erect when everted? lol......

[Feebo]

I don`t think that happens does it? Their shlongs are prehensile aren`t they? I`ve seen plenty of mating going on and never a woody in sight ! lol

[shaunyboy]

Originally Posted by Feebo

I don`t think that happens does it? Their shlongs are prehensile aren`t they? I`ve seen plenty of mating going on and never a woody in sight ! lol

cancel my oh to be a snake for a day request, wot no woody's

until miss willow brought it up (again pardon the pun) i hadnt really put much thought into snake porn

for me my 2 women would be kylie minouge and angelina jolly

cheers shaun

[Feebo]

Angelina`s gun would dig into me a bit much for what I had planned, and I hope you don`t mind poor Kylie walking a bit like John Wayne by the time she gets to you....

[Will0W783]

HAHHAHAHAHAH....Feebo and Shaun, you two are too much! Snakes might not get woodies, but they don't suffer from "minute man syndrome"...I've clocked them locked up for 12 hours straight. I don't think I'd walk for a week after that....maybe that's why they don't have legs?

[marvelfreak]

You three got me crackup.gif so hard i am in icon_tears.gif rolling on the floor I feel like i am going to puke.gif lol

[marvelfreak]

Two women at once Sara Evans and Jessica Alba. I die a happy man.

[C.Phillips]

no man jesica alba and megan fox

[Nafun]

I can't throw out two names, I'll sound like a pervert.

[C.Phillips]

LoL OK So Random thought I am haveing thoughts of breeding pie ball ball pythons. Does anyone have any Ideas or thought of this, and or a place to Buy them i Have found 1500 USDs for females and 1300 USDs for males and 500 USDs off of the price for each snake if i give them a male out of the first cultch, Is this a good deal or what
???

[Feebo]

12hrs Willow eh? Is that not normal anyway then?

[Will0W783]

I think it's pretty normal for snakes...I've heard of them breeding for 24 hours straight. And with all the fancy courtship rituals it appears the boys haven't forgotten about foreplay for the ladies...*sigh* to be a snake...

[Feebo]

I meant for people lol If us guys were to whip out a three inch claw, dig it in your leg and start twirling it around you`d probably call the cops eh lol

[Will0W783]

Hahaha, yeah I would call the cops....ouch!