You might be a herper if........

[Rhonda]

You've all heard of "you might be a red neck" I'm sure.
So here goes "you migh be a herper"....

. If the number of rodents in your freezer out numbers the roasts
. if you've ever accidently pointed out a "gravid" woman to your children(I actually did that)
. Walmart employees know you as the "rubbermaid guy/girl"
. if you "baby" the dandelions growing on your lawn.
. if your neighbor has ever caught you picking dandelions on his lawn
. if Your mother refuses to buy you tupperware anymore because you keep poking holes in them.
. if your house sounds like a warm summer night all year round(crickets cherping)
. if you've ever been at war with just one noisey, loose cricket in your bedroom
. if you have family members that won't visit you
. while most people have nightmares about serpents you have dreams about collecting them
. if Fido and Spike are not dogs
. if you have a stack of "Reptile" magazines in your bathroom
. if you check under every rock and log you come across while hiking
. if you have more glass tanks in your home than furniture

Anyone want to add to this list? Please do.

[peterm15]

thats funny and mostly true.. its great

[joey]

i love it!

[mcfreshdeli]

. if you have family members that won't visit you

That is so true I live 5 miles from my parents and my dad hasn't been to my house in over a year. He is a big wimp about snakes

* If your 5 month old baby ha been to 3 herp shows and absolutly loves it.

[varanus69]

* if your email address is the name of a repilte of some sort ( like mine varanus**@hotail)
* if you've been breeding rats or rabbits for 15 years but don't know there life expectancy..

[Rhonda]

Originally posted by varanus69
* if your email address is the name of a repilte of some sort ( like mine varanus**@hotail)
* if you've been breeding rats or rabbits for 15 years but don't know there life expectancy..

I love this one!LOL

[Mr_Gooch]

*If you tell someone you have three balls and expect them not to freak out.