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Old 10-26-03, 01:24 AM   #1
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It's Your Choice

THIS IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE ACTUAL RADIO
CONVERSATION OF A US NAVAL SHIP WITH THE CANADIAN
AUTHORITIES OFF THE COAST OF NEWFOUNDLAND IN OCT
1995. RADIO CONVERSATION RELEASED BY CHIEF OF NAVAL
OPERATIONS 10/10/99.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to
> the South to avoid a
> collision.
>
> AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15
> degrees to the North.
>
> CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your
> course 15 degrees to
> the
> South to avoid a collision.
>
> AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship.
> I say again, divert
> your course.
>
> CANADIANS: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.
>
> AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS
> LINCOLN. THE SECOND BIGGEST
> SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
> ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
> DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
> VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
> YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S
> ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,
> OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
> THE SAFETY OF THIS
> SHIP.
>
> CANADIANS: We are a Lighthouse. Your call.
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Old 10-26-03, 02:16 AM   #2
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Old 10-26-03, 09:11 AM   #3
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hehe good one
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Old 10-26-03, 09:12 AM   #4
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hahaha thats hilarious
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Old 10-26-03, 10:29 AM   #5
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funny as heck, but not true.
here are two sources debunking the story.
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/.../litehuse.html

this joke has been going around since before the 1960s
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hehehehe, thats great
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