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Old 11-02-16, 08:45 PM   #1
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Kids say the darndest things!
Cute little girl walks into pet shop and asks for rabbits, but her later comment is one for the books

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”

The girl, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”
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Old 11-02-16, 09:39 PM   #2
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Re: Kids say the darndest things!
LOL. That was funny .
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Old 11-02-16, 11:03 PM   #3
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Re: Kids say the darndest things!
LOL omg...the last bit...was soooo not expecting that! I mean...I should have...but still! Haha!!!
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Old 11-03-16, 04:38 AM   #4
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Re: Kids say the darndest things!
I read this whole thing thinking it was a real story lol missed the joke forum title.
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Haha I actually laughed out loud and had to explain myself to my professor. Definitely was funny
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Old 02-26-17, 06:42 AM   #6
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very funny
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Re: Kids say the darndest things!
ahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!! That's hilarious!
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