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05-06-12, 06:00 AM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
As most of you know we have had to put our two lizards (Frilled Dragon and an Ackie) up for sale due to financial issues.
Our friendly reptile shop is housing them and selling them on our behalf in return for a 20% cut of the selling price.
The frilly is being bought currently in instalments but the ackie is proving "difficult" 
Here is what happened
Lady goes into reptile shop and falls in love with Ackie, handles him for a while and is happy with him, erady to sign the paperwork and put down a deposit.
Then Ackie realises that the person holding him is female and becomes aroused, proceeds to hump the womans hand before dumping his load in her palm - she decided not to buy 
Would this put you off too??  
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05-06-12, 06:03 AM
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Lord of the Dums
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Thats funny
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05-06-12, 06:10 AM
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
She should be flattered! He really liked her!
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05-06-12, 06:18 AM
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Captain America
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
I just spit my coffee all over the dog. He was sitting next to me when i read this. that is to funny.
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05-06-12, 06:22 AM
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Bahahahha She just couldn't handle the lovin' rofl.
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05-06-12, 08:26 AM
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Hahahahah  I think that should've been more incentive to buy!!!!
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05-06-12, 02:08 PM
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
oh dear...lol
maybe she envisioned having to have that happen each time it was feeding time, or cleaning time, etc lol
could be a bit off putting...lol
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05-06-12, 02:11 PM
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Diesel the pumpkin killer
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Oh my... I have no idea how I would have reacted. Depending on how much I really liked the ackie that could change my mind. I don't want to get humped by a lizard every time I hold it.
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05-06-12, 02:20 PM
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Varanus Queen
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
I'd have to buy it after that!!!!
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05-06-12, 02:21 PM
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queen of the Chicken Dance
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
I'm with BB, i'd buy that Ackie on the spot!
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05-06-12, 02:45 PM
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Super Genius
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Definitely off-putting. Though I have no idea why a reptile would be sexually attracted to a human....sounds like a tall tale to me...
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05-06-12, 02:43 PM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
He has always done it but not every time he is held (and he only does it with the ladies )
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05-06-12, 02:46 PM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
I can guarantee 100% it is true Mykee so think what you like
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05-06-12, 02:48 PM
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Super Genius
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Um, ok...
I'll be back in a bit, one of my rats is giving me her "come hither" look...
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05-06-12, 02:50 PM
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Non Carborundum Illegitimi
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Re: Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
You seem to have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed today Mykee - need a hug
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