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03-22-12, 03:47 PM
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What My Snakes Have Taught Me
Feel free to add your own!!
What My Snakes Have Taught Me
...that being a picky eater makes those around you worry
...that you don't need fur or arms or legs or ears to be loved
...that living beings of all colors and patterns deserve love and respect
...that trust is earned, not given
...that friendships based on love, trust, respect, and understanding are the most rewarding
...that you don't always need words to communicate
...that silence can be so refreshing
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"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." -Anatole France
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03-22-12, 04:05 PM
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Wandering Cricket
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
....that hands smelling like rats equals blood.
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03-22-12, 04:11 PM
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Varanus Queen
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
I like these. I think I'm going to start a spoof, eventually.
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Originally Posted by A Whimsical Observer
A seed is a tiny plant, in a box, with its lunch.
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03-22-12, 04:24 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
If you decide not to eat your food someone else will... gladly
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03-22-12, 04:34 PM
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The Mad Scot
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
It don't matter if you're long an slender or short and fat. Someone will love you for who you are.
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0.1 partner 1.2 kids 0.1 grandkids 0.1 royal python 1.0 Butter motley corn snake 1.0 Bearded dragon 1.1 American green tree frogs 1.0 Labrador 1.0 Jack russell terrier 1.0 cat 0.1 rabbit
Your only young once, but you can be immature your whole damn life :-D
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03-22-12, 04:37 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
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Originally Posted by Swany
It don't matter if you're long an slender or short and fat. Someone will love you for who you are.
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love it!! 
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"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." -Anatole France
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03-22-12, 04:40 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
You mean you didn't know these before? :O
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Trollin'
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03-22-12, 04:44 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
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You mean you didn't know these before? :O
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I knew nothing until I got them 
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Alessia
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"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." -Anatole France
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03-22-12, 05:25 PM
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Village Idiot
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
That if you hold your poop for a month when you finally poop someone will post it on the web.
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I used to be a nice guy but that don't get you anywhere. So now I'm just a piece of ****, idiot,
who's too stupid to care.
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03-22-12, 06:14 PM
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The Mad Scot
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
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0.1 partner 1.2 kids 0.1 grandkids 0.1 royal python 1.0 Butter motley corn snake 1.0 Bearded dragon 1.1 American green tree frogs 1.0 Labrador 1.0 Jack russell terrier 1.0 cat 0.1 rabbit
Your only young once, but you can be immature your whole damn life :-D
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03-22-12, 07:59 PM
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Morelia Enjoyus Maximus
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
If you bite the hand that feeds it still feeds.
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0.1 BCI 1.1.2 Jungle Carpet Pythons 1.0 Jungle Jag 1.0 Goins King Snake 0.1 Leopard Gecko 0.1 Albino Gopher Snake 1.0 Pastel Ball Python
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03-23-12, 02:11 PM
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Custos serpentium
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
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If you bite the hand that feeds it still feeds.
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Ahahaha! Good one 
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25 years of commitment and responsibility in herpetoculture
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03-24-12, 09:48 AM
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Morelia Enjoyus Maximus
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
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Ahahaha! Good one |
Or in my case it was the arm.
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0.1 BCI 1.1.2 Jungle Carpet Pythons 1.0 Jungle Jag 1.0 Goins King Snake 0.1 Leopard Gecko 0.1 Albino Gopher Snake 1.0 Pastel Ball Python
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03-22-12, 09:40 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
lol these are all good ones!
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~Melissa~
27 snakes (7 sand boas, 4 hognose, 5 ball pythons, 1 bolivian boa, 2 dumeril's boas, 2 carpet pythons, 5 garters, 1 corn snake), 1 cave spider, 9 tarantulas, 1 tokay gecko, 2 dogs, 2 frogs, emperor scorpions 1,000 dubia roaches, & tons of fish.
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03-22-12, 11:06 PM
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Re: What My Snakes Have Taught Me
1-Patience
2-Being deadly doesn't mean you are not lovable. This also applies to every woman I have had a relationship with. If you anger them, you better sleep with one eye open. LOL
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