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Old 10-14-11, 07:02 AM   #1
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They said what?

After reading these i just had to share it. Then i got to thinking this would make a great thread. So if you hear something that makes you laugh or makes you think can they really be that stupid then let's hear it. Dealing with reptiles i know we've all heard so good ones.

P.S. they don't have to be reptile related. PLEASE don't use the person name. This is from another forum a girl asked this.

Hello,

This is my first post. I am wanting to get a female Jungle Carpet Python (probably friendlier than a male?), but am wondering how mean it will get when it gets its period each month (assuming they get periods?) and how hard it will be to cleanup? Can any of you share your experiences? Thanks!
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Old 10-14-11, 07:04 AM   #2
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OH MY GOD!!!!
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OMG thats too funny
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Holy YES! thanks man.
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Can you imagine bleeding from 2 vaginas...
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Littel snakey sani-pads...........
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Littel snakey sani-pads...........

OMG.. Rob too funny.
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Old 10-14-11, 07:29 AM   #8
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Re: They said what?

Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month

-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week

So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...
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Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month

-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week

So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...
You may be on to something. Only thing is i only have two snake that get cranky when in shed and they're both males. Of coarse i not counting my 3 new babies. It yet to be seen how they act in shed.

Also if female snakes had periods i think it's safe to say a lot of us would own fewer snakes. Could you imagine the mess. Just had to put that image in your heads. lol
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You may be on to something. Only thing is i only have two snake that get cranky when in shed and they're both males.
Just have to add in that men also tend to PMS once a month....some of us women might cause this but it happens none the less...
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Just have to add in that men also tend to PMS once a month....some of us women might cause this but it happens none the less...

They also go through menopause; except they call it a mid-life crisis and think "I need a sports car" ...except with mine...he went for a Harley.

I prefer the Harley...he looks good in leather. LOL
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They also go through menopause; except they call it a mid-life crisis and think "I need a sports car" ...except with mine...he went for a Harley.
Manopause!! Hahahahaha
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Were all laughing at this guy, but I think might be onto something here.
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Hahahaha things like this prove that common sense is not common!
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Re: They said what?

O my goodness I heard some doooozies the other day from the leasing agent in my condo:

Her: "When I first got my dog I didnt know male dogs had nipples, I thought the ones near his ***** were his testicles..."
Me: "didn't you see his testicles when you picked him up?"
Her: "No they were covered in hair and I never look at his genitals"
Maintenance guy: "How did you know it was a male then?"
Her: "They said it was a male and I believed them"


This woman also tells her dog he has to let her brush his teeth because if he doesnt his friends are going to laugh at him. AND he can't wear his doggy sweater because then his friends are going to make fun of him.


I'm fairly certain she is insane.
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