A Floridian, a New Yorker, and a Canadian.....

[eyespy]

A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In New York, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same ones twice."

The Canadian (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Canada, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Canadian. He says ,"In Florida, we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

[Dom]

lol Obviously - you are not canadian!


Good one though!

[sSNAKESs.com]

lol!

[Tim_Cranwill]

That's not bad..

[Clownfishie]

Hehe

[Matt_K]

lol.. that's true though!!!

[crimsonking]

Gotta love it!

[Dino]

Good one.....maybe you should use college kids or senior citizens instead of Canadians....lol...jk

[Aaron_S]

haha...gotta remember that one

[honduranfreekk]

Now that is just 2 funny i like that 1 lol

[BeHeMoTh]

as long as im not that canadian i'm happy



good joke

[Pythonian]

Dude! that is so true! Canadiens... New Yorkers... and people 65+ Thats all thats down here!!!! damnit people go home!!! ... Thank you

Mike

[Nanashi04]

heheheh! ^^

to bad no one really comes to Kansas... unless you cound illigal mexicans... o.o;

[Pythonian]

nah .. in florida we have guatamalans..
Mike

p.s. i'm not joking either..

[jncoclub]

I moved from Chicago to FL to be with my boyfriend, and I also went to college in KS.
1- there are tons of Chicagoians in KS
2- there are tons of people from everywhere around the world in FL, but good luck finding one who was born and raised there!

Good joke!