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10-10-10, 02:12 PM
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Confucius say
"If you are in a book store and cannot find
the book for which you search, you obviously
are in the.....
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10-10-10, 02:50 PM
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domi adsum
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Re: Confucius say
Now that is funny!
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10-10-10, 04:58 PM
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Re: Confucius say
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10-10-10, 06:42 PM
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Re: Confucius say
i seen this the other day, kinda the same thing but not really.
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10-10-10, 06:40 PM
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Re: Confucius say
LOL thats so funny lol
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10-10-10, 07:59 PM
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Re: Confucius say
Confucius say:
Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone.
It take many screws to build crib, only one to fill it.
Baseball wrong- man with four balls cannot walk!
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10-11-10, 12:21 AM
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Captain America
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Re: Confucius say
Quote:
Originally Posted by will0w783
confucius say:
Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone.
It take many screws to build crib, only one to fill it.
Baseball wrong- man with four balls cannot walk!
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Freebody i seen that cat dam thing keep getting in my trash. lol
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10-15-10, 06:37 AM
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slainte mhath
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Re: Confucius say
drunk man smother wife with kisses
sober man use pillow
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10-15-10, 07:32 AM
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Re: Confucius say
i wonder if that poster is real or just a prank photo to post on the internet, their are people who have no idea about animals at all, i know a few....actually alot lol. I could only imagine what the person was thinking as its freaking out in buddies house lol calm down littl kitty no ones going to hurt you....LOL thats if it was real.
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10-15-10, 08:18 AM
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Re: Confucius say
I’ve seen a dead cat on a highway with a small sigh next to it saying: “Free road kill. Get it while it’s still hot”.
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10-15-10, 11:38 AM
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Re: Confucius say
Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
My favorite. xD
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10-15-10, 12:34 PM
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The Original Urban Legend
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Re: Confucius say
A shotgun wedding is case of wife or death.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Rubix cube is like a d**k...the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for his money.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know whether he is coming or going.
Man who sit on tack get the point.
And my favorite...
Support bacteria, it is the only culture some people have.
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