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11-29-02, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: May-2002
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So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp.
The size of our footballs, fields and one less 'Down'
Baseball is Canadian.
Lacrosse is Canadian.
Hockey is Canadian.
Basketball is Canadian.
Apple pie is Canadian.
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers @$$
Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts @$$
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure...
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown hman in under 3 minutes.
We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
We don't marry our kin-folk.
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save count less lives each year.
We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your nhands with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
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11-29-02, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Ottawa,Ont
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Now i like that one ReneeB LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO Good one lol 
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11-29-02, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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Lol too funny
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11-29-02, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Manitoba
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Ha! Someone should send that Phillip's way. That Canada bashing goof!
Last edited by Tim_Cranwill; 11-29-02 at 02:16 PM..
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11-29-02, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Toronto
Age: 39
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Funny stuff.
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11-29-02, 08:22 PM
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Location: Victoria, BC
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Hehe Those're good Renee
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11-29-02, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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:thumbsup:
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11-29-02, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: PEI, Canada
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very true, right on renee
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11-29-02, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ottawa/Lindsay ON
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WOOOOOHOOOOOO! Canada kicks some serious @$$!
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11-30-02, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Age: 43
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Hah, damn Canadians
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11-30-02, 07:20 AM
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You have handles on your beer cases??? That IS something to be proud of!
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11-30-02, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: Ottawa
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I can't imagine living anywhere else..
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11-30-02, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Canada ROCKS!
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11-30-02, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb-2002
Location: Burnt River, Ontario
Age: 49
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Awesome Renee! Gotta love being a crazy Cunuck!
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11-30-02, 11:48 AM
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don't forget some of the best green in the world and probably the world record time for igloo construction lol
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