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10-31-02, 12:00 PM
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Location: Trenton
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Things to try saying when drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. We should take a cab. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!
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10-31-02, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Brampton, Ontario, CANADA
Age: 70
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LMAO............my colleagues are firmly convinced now that there is something seriously wrong with me.
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10-31-02, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: ClearLake, Texas
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LOL I can hardly say those words sober!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL Cute!!!!!!!!!
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10-31-02, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
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Try this little rhyme, it's even tough sober!!!
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes.
Try not to say this around impressionable youth, or my bird, please!
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10-31-02, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Ontario
Age: 46
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hahahaha.. that pheasant one is good!!!!
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11-01-02, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Toronto
Age: 45
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wow...i never realized i liked pheasants that way!
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11-01-02, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Ontario
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OMG lol dont need to be drunk to mess up most of those lol
well except the downright impossible one cause I dont drink lol
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11-01-02, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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I couldn't say any but the Impossible to say.... lol
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11-01-02, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ottawa/Lindsay ON
Age: 43
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qjkfkjeflkfgsdfldskhgfdslkfsjghSDKLFBRJR!!!
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11-01-02, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Sanford, North Carolina
Age: 54
Posts: 759
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Hold your tongue and try to say:
Mama and Daddy are behind the door fussin'
<EG>
Tay
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11-10-02, 12:12 PM
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lmao thats a good one
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11-11-02, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: washington
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jokes
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